#sorryzoe this one was a #mommyfail. Thought it was a good idea to let your brother help with your bath… Until he dumped a cupful of water over your head. Mommy forgot the words “slowly” and “carefully” do not compute in a toddler’s brain.
#sorryzoe your brother couldn’t resist the urge to squish your chipmunk cheeks. I don’t blame him… Who could?!?
#sorryzoe the garbage can was too far away and you seem like you need some fresh zesty scent on your onesie, so your brother did you a solid and put clementine peels and the clementine itself on you while he snacked.
#sorryzoe apparently your belly is where you digest your food AND the perfect place to roll around cars.
#sorryzoe mommy said no to Alex sucking your nose with the bulb, and no to Alex feeding you… Had to agree to let him do something before a toddler meltdown! I hear stickers on the forehead is the new fashion trend anyway… Right?