#sorryzoe, mommy bought the reach tool for your brother thinking it might motivate him to pick up after himself. Every night, mommy cleans up the whole first floor and puts all the toys away. Every morning, your brother wakes up and within 5 minutes, it looks like a tornado went through our house, destroying everything […]
#sorryzoe, but your brother is starting to show more affection towards you. I know that seems like a good thing at first, but then you realize the way he decides to go about it might not be optimal. In fact, sometimes it looks like he might be wrestling you in a mixed martial arts tournament rather […]
#sorryzoe, your brother decided to lick your chubby cheek randomly. He is constantly squeezing your cheeks, and I think it was only a matter of time that he does something beyond squeezing. Now, mommy thought it might be a sweet kiss, or at least a quick peck, but apparently it was a gross, wet lick. […]
#sorryzoe our lives on Thursdays are controlled by the garbage truck. Yes, the garbage truck. We need to wait for it so that your brother can follow it around the neighborhood and watch I don’t know how many garbage bins being emptied. Unfortunately, today the garbage truck has gone missing and after waiting outside for […]
#sorryzoe that your brother literally want to “smother you with love.” He wanted to make sure you are comfy by offering you a big, fat pillow for your nap. Don’t worry, mommy won’t leave you alone with him until you can fend for yourself.
#sorryzoe this one was a #mommyfail. Thought it was a good idea to let your brother help with your bath… Until he dumped a cupful of water over your head. Mommy forgot the words “slowly” and “carefully” do not compute in a toddler’s brain.
#sorryzoe your brother couldn’t resist the urge to squish your chipmunk cheeks. I don’t blame him… Who could?!?
#sorryzoe the garbage can was too far away and you seem like you need some fresh zesty scent on your onesie, so your brother did you a solid and put clementine peels and the clementine itself on you while he snacked.
#sorryzoe apparently your belly is where you digest your food AND the perfect place to roll around cars.
#sorryzoe mommy said no to Alex sucking your nose with the bulb, and no to Alex feeding you… Had to agree to let him do something before a toddler meltdown! I hear stickers on the forehead is the new fashion trend anyway… Right?