Sorry Zoe: Wrestling Match
#sorryzoe, but your brother is starting to show more affection towards you. I know that seems like a good thing at first, but then you realize the way he decides to go about it might not be optimal. In fact, sometimes it looks like he might be wrestling you in a mixed martial arts tournament rather than being a caring brother displaying his sibling love for his younger sister. You are a lot more mobile now and can roll away or crawl away, but unfortunately, your brother is too fast. He manages to grab you, pin you down, and put you in a headlock. I know it probably doesn’t feel like it right now, but trust mommy, the headlock is derived from love and the tighter he squeezes and the less air you can get into your lungs, the more love there is. Let’s just hope your brother doesn’t continue to grow more and more fond of you at least until you can run away… because oxygen is kind of important.