#sorryzoe, mommy bought the reach tool for your brother thinking it might motivate him to pick up after himself. Every night, mommy cleans up the whole first floor and puts all the toys away. Every morning, your brother wakes up and within 5 minutes, it looks like a tornado went through our house, destroying everything […]
#sorryzoe, your brother has loved toting things around ever since he could walk. He never wanted to sit in the stroller because he wanted to push it himself. He never let mommy or daddy pull the luggage at the airport because he wanted to do it. Even when the luggage outweighed him, he insisted on […]
#sorryzoe, but your brother is starting to show more affection towards you. I know that seems like a good thing at first, but then you realize the way he decides to go about it might not be optimal. In fact, sometimes it looks like he might be wrestling you in a mixed martial arts tournament rather […]
#sorryzoe, I know at first glance it seems like your brother was being super sweet and was lending you a helping hand in getting up. In fact, it reminds me of the incredibly adorable picture of cute, little puppies helping an infant to sit up. However, I doubt that the puppies pushed the infant down […]
#sorryzoe, due to the cat continuously jumping on the dining table to get a taste of our food, we broke out the food tent. Your brother grabbed it right away and first opened it, shut it, opened it, shut it… Until mommy had to put a stop to the madness before he breaks the thing. […]
#sorryzoe, for both your brother and your father. Why your father? Well unbeknown to you, your loving grandmother in Canada had asked us to pick a Christmas gift for you back in December. Mommy had selected one on Amazon France, but left your daddy to check it out since mommy does not read French. Daddy […]
#sorryzoe, your brother decided to lick your chubby cheek randomly. He is constantly squeezing your cheeks, and I think it was only a matter of time that he does something beyond squeezing. Now, mommy thought it might be a sweet kiss, or at least a quick peck, but apparently it was a gross, wet lick. […]
#sorryzoe our lives on Thursdays are controlled by the garbage truck. Yes, the garbage truck. We need to wait for it so that your brother can follow it around the neighborhood and watch I don’t know how many garbage bins being emptied. Unfortunately, today the garbage truck has gone missing and after waiting outside for […]
#sorryzoe that your brother literally want to “smother you with love.” He wanted to make sure you are comfy by offering you a big, fat pillow for your nap. Don’t worry, mommy won’t leave you alone with him until you can fend for yourself.
#sorryzoe this one was a #mommyfail. Thought it was a good idea to let your brother help with your bath… Until he dumped a cupful of water over your head. Mommy forgot the words “slowly” and “carefully” do not compute in a toddler’s brain.